Comma this, comma that, comma, comma comma,

Wikipedia: The comma ( , ) is a punctuation mark. It has the same shape as an apostrophe or single closing quotation mark in many typefaces, but it differs from them in being placed on the baseline of the text. Some typefaces render it as a small line, slightly curved or straight, or with the appearance of a small filled-in number 9.

Urbandictionary: Comma- a very important grammar thang. without it, many sentances would be very different.

Examples:
with comma: I helped my uncle, jack, off his horse.

without comma: I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

The comma is my favorite punctuation mark, I use it far too often and most usually in the grammatically incorrect place. But I don't care, a comma represents a pause. Am I not allowed to insert a pause where I please? I ,(pause)like turtles.

Looking back I was never very good at correct punctuations or grammar anyways... is it extremely necessary to know what an adverb, verb(it's what you do, thanks TV!), prounoun, adjective, etc..
the logical solution to this problem, which Im sure is a global epedemic, is to have more commercials.. those Verb, its what you do commercials were genius. Bring back school house rock, make more commercials. Help kids learn.

We like commas.

Some photos of Sammy Sulcata

Is it obvious that I like him alot?

Some photos of Sammy Sulcata.

Greg doesn't believe Sammy is a real tortoise.

Sammy misses you too lo.

Some photos of Sammy Sulcata.

Sammy in his Bellagio bathtub, he once was able to move freely in this... and that was only 3 weeks prior.

does this happen to you? ..... or is it just me, again?

Dinner with family: I always find myself more drunk over 2 drinks then I would be with friends over 6 drinks.
Is it me faking being a lightweight? or is it that my parents bring out the 'real' drunk in me?

The world may never know.

Smoking too much causes bad vision, or is it just me?

I'd like to showcase a photo to treat your eyes to, but this is simply just a rant regarding my eyes, being high.

I need corrective eye glasses. I notice that my vision is becoming weaker, and I catch myself starring at the ipod screen trying to decode the fuzzy letters of that awesome song for way tooo long, I finally have to surrender and ask the nearest person for their eye sight, and that makes me feel defeated. I don't like feeling defeated. So, I should go see an optometrist, that is what someone with poor vision should do, right?  Not if your bad vision is caused by WEED.
Allow me to explain... I have a theory that smoking weed causes bad vision, or it could just be me, that smoking weed causes me bad vision. Which is ironic, because, marijauna is used to treat the eye illness, Gaucoma which both my Grandma and Dad have. I refuse to believe that I am the only one with this issue so, one day I would like to conduct a research survey dedicated to marijuana and it's dislike of eyeballs. That way I can prove to myself that ' It's not just me' or  that it is just me...
I have been a marijuana activist for 6 years now, and marijuana has and does make my eyes go bad. More so blurry, and twinkleee. I want to compare it to something, but my analogies don't do justice, because they usually have no reference to what it is I am trying to get ascross. I will give one anyways.. Late night of drinking, usually some hard alcohol. the drunker you get the more you forget about your pretty eye makeup you took so long to paint on, and you rub, scratch, and  smear that pretty stuff into your eyes. you don't care. you're drunk. Now, it is morning. You wake to extreme dehydration, and the need to pee. So, naturally you think to pee, and get a glass of water. And BOOM, you're blind. your eyes are blind, filled with alcohol, makeup, who knows what else, you are blind. Does this happen to other people, or is it just me? I could fill a book with "or is it just me's?" that could be a good book.
Now, hopefully my analogy helped you  understand how my eyes feel when they are high.
But, that deosn't help my conundrum... How do I go to the optometrist (He will know) to correct my poor vision if my vision is poor when I am high?
I could skip the opto.visit and go to rite-aid for some over the counter foldable "high-glasses"
hmm, I think I have just stumbled upon my next highventure.

do you Xanga?

Today while zoning out in a conversation a particular photo came to mind from highschool. It was the photo to my 'xanga' page, the hottest social blogging network on the net until myspace stepped in. I was an active member from 2003 until 2006. Reading through a few I came to the realization that I am not as weird as my 15 year old self.

I happen to like this post:

Saturday, May 15, 2004

"i just put some numbing stuff on my leg because it was in pain, and beign the idiot that i am i got it all over my mouth and my tounge. so my mouth and tounge is numb and i cant feel it. i think im goign to go peirce it."

          I never pierced it.

This one too:

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

"i just got a cell phone about 3 weeks ago it was my 5th cell phone it was a beuty, and as im going pee of course it drops in the toliet and gets flushed away. i have such great luck with cell phones. i love it."

Little did i know that luck would continue to haunt me.

not to mention, I did plenty of them god deng surveys...

73. Define True Love: when your food tastes delicious is when i have found true love.

2.your dream name : ivana humpalot

14.if you answered no, do you want to : when i get him alone ill give him a date rape drug.

37. kjfjklshdgf / uiofyhdkfh :oh deffinetly abc's

60. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: hmm from lauren.. "spit in the goal katie!" (its good luck)

x. Place - anywhere with my friends, usually in the public restrooms

I'm so great.

And now I give to you, the infamous banana picture..


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aaannd, I think this is a nice place to end.

Enjoy the photo.